Double Cream by Hymn
Double Cream lyrics
Single white male
This is an urban-legend type tale
Micro-meal for one
Time for some Swedish tit-arse fun!
I'm a bloke with a cock
Fuck me! I know how it rocks!
Administer relief to my raging hard on
Time to slap around my schlong.
It's not a strange thing to confess
But I fuckin' love breasts,
Big and bouncy small and sweet
Love the feel of them wrapped around my meat.
Sit on the sofa as my heart starts to race
Imagine leather clad tits rubbed in my face.
Chorus
It's amazing that ladies get anything done
What stops you staying in all day?
Playing with your boobs till you come? x2
This thought filled my head
As I lay awake in bed
Closed my eyes, fantasised and drifted of instead.
My dreams were disturbed
I tossed and turned as I slept
I dreamt I traded in my knob,
And was given tits instead!
7am: alarm clock goes off again
Time to rise and shine
But then it was then I noticed them!
Two mounded peaks in the covers,
Two cherry topped domes,
I'd grown a pair of boobs in the night
I was their new home.
Chorus
It's amazing that ladies get anything done
What stops you staying in all day?
Playing with your boobs till you come? x2
An unexpected delight,
Once I got over the fright
Time to test drive these babies
The time was just right
Jumped into the bath
Lathered my fun-bags with foam;
It didn't take long till I started to moan!
It was about this point that I started to fear
Sweat dripped down my cheek
I slid my hand past my ear.
Looked in the mirror; I'd got the same face,
There just seemed to be one thing wrong
Something seemed out of place.
I washed the soap off my bod
Looked myself up and down
The Whole planet heard my scream
My cock had been exchanged for my mounds.
Chorus
It's amazing that ladies get anything done
What stops you staying in all day?
Playing with your boobs till you come? x2
Time was just right
Jumped into the bath
Lathered my fun-bags with foam;
It didn't take long till I started to moan!
Uuuhhhhh...
It's amazing that ladies get anything done
What stops you staying in all day?
Playing with your boobs till you come? x2
It's amazing,
It's amazing,
It's amazing,
It's amazing, that ladies get anything done.
It's amazing, that ladies get anything done.
What stops you staying in all day?
Playing with your boobs till you come?
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